Finn, sitting at the kitchen table coloring an airplane, “oxygen tanks for climbing up Mount Everest are about the only thing you can’t buy at Cracker Barrel”.
Five minutes later
Finn “Siri, what is the worst thing Hitler ever did”
Me “Finn!! No!! Give me that phone right now”
Finn “why? I already know the best thing he ever did.”
Me “what was that?”
Finn “he killed himself”
Oh my. Sometimes I have no idea what to say.